On cancerous chemicals...

  • Patty adds Crystal Light to her water bottle.
  • Matt: Don't forget to shake it. I'd hate for you to get too many of the chemicals all at once!
  • Patty: Don't want me to die right away huh? That's nice.
  • Matt: Well, you won't listen to me and NOT drink that stuff, so it's my way of helping.
  • Patty: But it's just that it's so delicious! I like it!
  • Matt: Yeah, I hear a lot of people like crack, too, but that doesn't make it a great idea.

Bowling night!

Welcome to the Jungle

I’m just testing out the new editor.  Huh.  Interesting.

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d-icked:

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bitchato:

heyh8r:

i like this a lot

bless

love this

perfect

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ory-gun:

d-icked:

cutd33per-crylonger:

bitchato:

heyh8r:

i like this a lot

bless

love this

perfect

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Me!

Me!

brosephfritzl:

Ladies and gentlemen,

crying.  <3

Oh hell yes! Perfect metaphor!

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